Thursday, May 08, 2008

exams were so easy but i took my time for granted:(
omg,when my mum asks"So,are you confident abt you papers"
then i answered,"Sigh,today i didn finish some physics questions"
and she's like "What?!#^$*& *&^@#!%$^* (irrelevant words)"yeah,you know...
damn,no support+_+
after the whole week of easy exam papers,i feel demoralized actually:(
i can score with flying colours,i know it,but i waste time thinking hard
nvm,tmr hanging out!:D
here we come,town!

i think my cat has split personality
a mixed breed of a motorcycle and a retarded rhino and a cat
serious:P
1-she never hisses,she growls,alot
2-she's got a ttemper
3-when she's hyper,she runs around the house at lightning speed when you come near her,or not at all(burning rubber?!)
4-she plays catching
5-she headbutts the toilet door to get in,darn persistent coz she loves the toilet,i have no idea why
6-and ajar doors meant to be pushed...
7-when ppl disturb her stomach she kicks HARD and looks like she's cycling
8-she's hardcore and vengeful when she's real pissed,which is many times a day
9-she eats alot(guzzle fuel=x)
10-fat!+setan!!
Cookie's a weird cat...

hmm,reading my sister's blog about a neutured male cat makes me pity them...
those who know cats well know that the balls shrink when they take out the testis
then the lack of testosterone makes their voice,erm,gay
then ppl wld assume their females if they cant tell their masculine figures:P
i wonder,a ball-less male cat with female voice,then it's old and saggy and you can't tell if it's masculine or not,
then someone takes it to the vet to have it spayed
then during Ceasarian(sp?) open up the abdomen then see:"Eh,no ovaries?!"
lol
ok,laame

and birds
how do they poop in the sky???
doesn't it need concentration-_-
i guess their poop IS liquid
weak bladder?
haha,pretty cool ability
and bats can poop upside-down
i bet Batman can't do that!

haha,do you know how starfishes eat??
it is the equivalent of eating your food,vomitting out your stomach to digest it,then swallowing your stomach back again
poor Patrick Star..or is it frogs that eat food this way?nah,i think it's starfishes..
and you thought cows were weird(:
oh,and cat's pee glows under black light

weird animals aside,
i tried soyabean ice cream today
not bad..
like 80% vanilla ice cream,20% tongue-layering taste of soyabean
goes with the cone biscuit(:

oh,and i'm reading Artemis Fowl and the Opal Deception.
Artemis Fowl books are cool,brain candy for appreciaters of sophisticated technology and science and sarcasm.and ABIT of magic.
haha,nerds,actually,if you put it together
it's about intelligent creatures called fairies(elves,pixies,centuars,etc..) and a rich Irish child prodigy-cum-criminal mastermind
interesting stuff..
i find dwarves both weird and funny
they have unhinge-able lower jaws,grouchy sarcasm,are like earthworms(dig thru tunnels with their large teeth and mouth),their saliva glows in the dark when it hardens,their can drink through their pores,they eat bugs,and have great fart power..
serious..
its like,they take deep breaths of air and pump it into their stomach and intestines,and they release their bum flap(erm,buttoned-flap at their rear on their clothes) and can even propel thru water or fly around hanging on a rope with their gas
haha

and i'm gonna cook for Mothers' Day!xD
hehe..
aside my aunt's lontong
Al Freddo spaghetti again
this time with a little more things inside
maybe chicken ham or salmon
i hope it turns out well,its gonna be a full small pot for all my uncle/aunts,cousins who want to try
went to ShengSiong,stocked up with nonsensical food!!
you won't believe how fast 2 junky "stickman" sisters attempting to gain weight plus a diabetic grandmother who takes advantage of sugar given to her plus an aunt who's an awesome cook can go through snacks..
sweets and snacks are never safe..
vegetables,safe from me
anyway,one of our family Mothers' Day cake is a PolarCake one with PowerPuffGirls on it
representing my mom,aunt,and grandma?
heehee..
maybe i'll be able to put some flesh into my arms that day!:D
litres(?) of fruit cocktail,spaghetti,lontong,cake(there's about three i think..the PPG,cheesecake,my sister contributed durian cake,i don't know of others),nuggets,ice cream,calamari rings,crackers,chocs.....

oh,and my handphone's up and running,you can sms me freely now,ppl
i just hav to get my SIM card back frm my sis,whose line kena cut off,nyahaha
EnEn,got hp?KinHiong,if you're reading my blog,haha,yea,let's sms nonsense :D

ps it'd be cool if the moon were made of cheese......cake.and the powdery white stuff on top are all sugar frost and the craters meant to be filled with cream or flavoured transparent-coloured icing,and and..
haha,miracles,miracles...

No comments: